becoming Zoë: Funny things I heard today

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Funny things I heard today

#1 A twitter post:

[Religious Teacher] says: You have to learn to trust.
[Student] "How do I know who to trust and who not to trust?"
[Religious Teacher] "That is mistrust talking" she replies.

I modified it with regard to who the teacher and student are and to make it clearer what was said. I couldn't believe it - the student actually believed this tripe blindly based on their following twitter posts regarding their interaction with this teacher.

#2 From voice mail:

"I don't believe in meditation, I believe in Jesus Christ."

LOL, as though meditation and the teachings of Christ are incompatible! This person surely doesn't understand that when one meditates, one focuses the mind on something very specific without buying in to all the other garbage the mind wants to follow.

This person could have used meditation to focus on teachings in the Bible and let them sink in deep in the mind and became a better person though Christ.